“why are you wearing a hoodie it’s 90 degrees out” umm maybe because i’m hardcore? wtf
im ok i just want to die a lot
surprise your friends at rock paper scissors by throwing a punch instead
once i dated a guy who stopped talking to me for a month and i found out he didn’t like me anymore but he was too scared to dump me so he just ignored me and i spammed his facebook with wiki links on how to break-up with your girlfriend
i want flawless eyebrows so i can rule the world
Ever accidentally throw something away and then later realize you actually needed it? Haha i did this with my life
Is it still gay if you call it a brojob?
no food in the house